French Loos

We've all had our French loo experiences - here's another... We were sitting on a bench near the market in Onzain when I spotted a sign for a public loo. Feeling the need, I asked David to go in and investigate, not wanting to deal with holes in the ground etc. He had only been in there ten seconds when there was a piercing scream, followed by inconsolable wailing and two little girls came rushing out of the loos. They steadfastly refused to go back in despite the pleas of their mother. David meanwhile reappeared: "It wasn't me m'lud"! Apparently, this was one of those loos that  flushes as you come out and close the door. One little girl took her turn after the other and received a shower as the door closed behind her - poor little mite! At least, I was forewarned and able to use the conveniences in comparative safety.